step 1: listen to the Pastels and Television

step 2: learn to play guitar

step 3: wage war to destroy music

step 4: extinguish reality

step 5: reform the world

step 6: gather like-minded artists

step 7: form Thighmaster and live your garage pop fantasy

 

From Lawrence, KS.

Thighmaster is bringing fabulous tone to thighs and songcraft since just now.

Music that summons nostalgia for the chill vibes and warm tanning booths of Spring Break.

Resurrecting the song-writing demons that have long haunted Maxfield Yoder (Dean Monkey & the Dropouts, Plains), Thighmaster truly is garage pop for cool grandparents. Now you too can have shapely thighs in minutes a day.

 

No master but Thighmaster.

 

Max Yoder – guitar/vox

Max Lock – vox

Max Smith – tambo/vox

Esteban Gomez – bass

Jennifer Graham – Drums

Jake Little – Guitar

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